Bee In My Bonnet

may contain traces of porn

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alamogirl80:

birdonwing:

thegoddamazon:

marquesadesantos:

snufffie:

THIS IS ALL I ASK FOR. YOU DONT HAVE TO GIVE THE LADIES MORE ARMOR IF YOU DONT WANT TO BUT THIS IS WHAT I ASK FOR IN RETURN.

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

YES

excuse me but yes it was definitely necessary to reblog this. 

BLESS THIS


THIS. I’ve been arguing in favour for this for years.

alamogirl80:

birdonwing:

thegoddamazon:

marquesadesantos:

snufffie:

THIS IS ALL I ASK FOR. YOU DONT HAVE TO GIVE THE LADIES MORE ARMOR IF YOU DONT WANT TO BUT THIS IS WHAT I ASK FOR IN RETURN.

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

YES

excuse me but yes it was definitely necessary to reblog this. 

BLESS THIS

THIS. I’ve been arguing in favour for this for years.

(Source: getzfitz, via queerlyobscure)

Filed under fantasy tropes male objectification yes this is good video game tropes awesome chainmail... speedos?

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Tea & Philosophy: A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR FAVOURITE HORSE RIDER

satan-doge:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

THIS IS A CROP

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IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE

IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN

THIS IS A WHIP

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IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE

IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN

Since I’ve always been firmly in the ‘if you can’t make a horse do what you want without a crop, you shouldn’t have a horse’ camp (shush, I was a tween when I got into horses) so this is very useful information for me. For porny reasons.

Also, damn you Cecilia, don’t be surprised the day you end up with centaur porn in your inbox!

Filed under writerly research whip riding crop centaur for the porn!

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ciels-sock:

have you ever been so in love with a fictional character so fucking much you don’t know what to do, so you just spend 37 hours looking every single last detail about that character and cry.

^pretty much my existance for the past eight years or so

(via queerlyobscure)

Filed under GPOY